The cold hands of cosmological fate have grasped the heart and soul of Stu, Mac and Clive.  These three musicians were just trying to live a normal, safe live in the Boston area when an unfortunate intergalactic mishap became entwined into the destiny fabric of their previously mundane lives.

     As most of their fans have come to know, this band is under the cruel queenship of a being named Mistress Sally.  At first glance she appears as beautiful as one of Hugh Heffners' luscious babes but in reality there is nothing human about her.  The ice cold blood in her veins runs through her artic heart.

     Mistress Sally scoured the earth riding on her spacecraft whose terrestrial translation means "Skank Couch."  She was is dire search of musicians who played music similar to her home planet of Voluptousia.  This strange space ship finally honed in on the sound of Stu, Mac and Clives' Everett, Massachusetts rehearsal room.  History and future became sealed on the meeting of these different creatures.  As spiritually far apart as the distance between their perspective home planets, the shared in common the need to express themselves in a musical way. 

     Stu, Mac and Clives' music acts as a sexual stimulant for Mistress Sally.  When the music is played she flows into a deeply aroused trance.  Many hours of this mental/sexual state must be accrued before she is ready to mate.  Unfortunately for us humans, she is able to biologically mate with Mankind.  Hopefully no offspring will result from sexual escapades with this alien beastess.

     The band is in much need of rest but is forced to gig on and on.  Although the situation is grim, she has to spare their lives because of the musical/mating service they provide for her.  Fans go to Stu, Mac and Clive shows and get into their heavy, spacy music unaware that Miss Sally is frantically gyrating away in the skies high above the club.  So, all fans beware when you leave a show.  You may be snatched away by the lustful hands of an alien sex maniac.  Rides on the Skank Couch are not for the impotent!  You must perform or pay the price!